1 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:31,530 You're on it right now. 2 00:06:35,768 --> 00:06:37,060 She was telling me what to say. 3 00:06:37,060 --> 00:06:38,518 And she was telling me what to say. 4 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,370 Say hi to everybody at home. 5 00:06:41,113 --> 00:06:42,280 Say hi to everybody at home. 6 00:06:23,710 --> 00:06:25,250 Actually, you know the show, right-- 7 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,995 You got to say hi to everybody at home. 8 00:06:29,630 --> 00:06:29,870 Well-- 9 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:26,800 Um, yeah. 10 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:29,630 Yeah. 11 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,768 There's cameras here, here, here. 12 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:33,850 There's cameras in here. 13 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:23,710 I'm here. 14 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:30,100 I mean, well, yeah-- 15 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:32,850 Well you're on it right now. 16 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,620 You know the Ellen DeGeneres show, right? 17 00:06:21,570 --> 00:06:22,600 I'm glad you're feeling better. 18 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:19,630 Very much. 19 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:29,390 Yeah. 20 00:06:25,650 --> 00:06:26,230 --the Ellen DeGeneres show? 21 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:25,650 Is there anything else? 22 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:29,120 Yeah. 23 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:19,140 Very much. 24 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,210 OK. 25 00:06:17,650 --> 00:06:18,160 Thank you. 26 00:06:21,030 --> 00:06:21,570 No problem. 27 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:21,030 Thank you for being here. 28 00:06:19,140 --> 00:06:19,380 Thanks for being here. 29 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:18,370 Thank you very much. 30 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:19,850 So at first, you were feeling a lot of-- 31 00:06:18,370 --> 00:06:18,900 Thank you. 32 00:06:09,632 --> 00:06:10,590 Good, good, good, good. 33 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:06,900 You're so good. 34 00:06:16,580 --> 00:06:17,650 You're good. 35 00:06:11,970 --> 00:06:14,725 Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. 36 00:06:05,370 --> 00:06:06,275 You're so good. 37 00:06:14,725 --> 00:06:16,000 Are you feeling all right? 38 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,898 OK, the pain is gone? 39 00:06:10,590 --> 00:06:11,330 You are good. 40 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:08,380 You-- 41 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,850 No, I'm completely fine. 42 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,880 You're good. 43 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:03,600 Nothing. 44 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:11,970 Good, good, 45 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,370 You're so good. 46 00:05:58,690 --> 00:05:59,190 It's weird. 47 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:48,291 Aah, I feel better. 48 00:05:49,898 --> 00:05:50,398 Aah. 49 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:58,690 I'm completely fine. 50 00:05:31,802 --> 00:05:32,302 OK. 51 00:05:32,302 --> 00:05:32,802 I need you-- 52 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:09,632 You are good. 53 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:03,950 I don't have a doctor. 54 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:39,100 Sorry. 55 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:00,510 What did you do to me? 56 00:05:59,190 --> 00:05:59,610 I don't know. 57 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:15,895 Use-- 58 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,210 Ramón is sad. 59 00:05:15,895 --> 00:05:16,885 [IMITATING SOBBING] 60 00:05:34,387 --> 00:05:35,020 Ramón is sad. 61 00:05:32,802 --> 00:05:33,470 Ramón is sad. 62 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:54,980 Yeah. 63 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:31,802 (SOBBING) It hurts so bad! 64 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:09,940 Nope. 65 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:57,330 After that-- after you ate a chip? 66 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,360 It hurts so bad! 67 00:04:50,811 --> 00:04:52,437 Um, like around the Super Bowl time. 68 00:04:46,898 --> 00:04:47,846 OK. 69 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,850 Maybe it's time to go go for a full body workup. 70 00:04:42,606 --> 00:04:43,106 OK. 71 00:04:35,829 --> 00:04:37,240 And also, it hurts when I go aah! 72 00:04:53,770 --> 00:04:54,480 The Super Bowl? 73 00:05:23,815 --> 00:05:26,785 What's wrong? 74 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:34,387 --to get the medical-- 75 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,050 Nope. 76 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:39,620 I'm sorry. 77 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:22,207 Stand up, and back up. 78 00:05:03,950 --> 00:05:05,688 OK. 79 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:18,992 It's like beep, beep. 80 00:05:16,885 --> 00:05:18,370 Can I sit here? 81 00:04:57,330 --> 00:04:57,830 Yes. 82 00:05:14,630 --> 00:05:15,130 Cry. 83 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:18,070 It's like, beep, beep. 84 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:00,947 I don't have a doctor. 85 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:20,240 Beep, beep-- 86 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,190 When I go beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. 87 00:04:52,437 --> 00:04:53,770 Like around the Super Bowl time. 88 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:58,420 Yes. 89 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:17,940 Like a truck backing up. 90 00:04:26,652 --> 00:04:29,550 Sit here for a second and let me take a look. 91 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:31,482 Can you swallow? 92 00:04:47,846 --> 00:04:50,811 OK, how long ago did this start? 93 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,210 You don't know me cause I don't have a fragrance. 94 00:03:55,820 --> 00:03:56,990 I just-- I sang. 95 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,290 Back up when you do that. 96 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:26,652 beep, beep. 97 00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:55,110 No, I didn't play. 98 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:16,350 You know what hurts the most is when I go beep, beep, beep, 99 00:04:16,350 --> 00:04:16,850 beep. 100 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,200 It's like a truck backing up. 101 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,340 No, I didn't play. 102 00:04:04,104 --> 00:04:05,437 That's probably why you know me. 103 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,104 I don't have a fragrance. 104 00:04:08,232 --> 00:04:09,440 You know what hurts the most? 105 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:53,070 Yeah. 106 00:04:05,437 --> 00:04:08,232 Oh. 107 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:02,910 I'm Bruno Mars. 108 00:03:41,430 --> 00:03:41,930 Anyway-- 109 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:55,820 I didn't play. 110 00:03:58,090 --> 00:03:59,245 Oh, OK. 111 00:03:59,245 --> 00:03:59,870 I'm Bruno Mars. 112 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:01,070 I don't have a fragrance. 113 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:51,975 I thought it was just football. 114 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:46,340 Why did I go on the Super Bowl? 115 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 You can touch my throat. 116 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,090 I sang. 117 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:34,520 So, so good. 118 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,480 Oh, I sang. 119 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:50,920 I thought it was just football. 120 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:47,840 Why did I go on the Super Bowl? 121 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:00,060 It's weird. 122 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:02,980 What did you do? 123 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,580 You are good. 124 00:06:00,510 --> 00:06:01,177 What did you do? 125 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,280 You're so good. 126 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:36,790 (SINGING) Oh yeah, yeah! 127 00:05:54,270 --> 00:05:56,250 Do you have any pain? 128 00:03:40,740 --> 00:03:41,430 Anyway-- 129 00:03:54,340 --> 00:03:54,550 So you didn't play? 130 00:05:45,850 --> 00:05:46,350 All right-- 131 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,290 So, so good. 132 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:49,730 I sang. 133 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:50,710 I mean, I'm not familiar with it. 134 00:05:13,850 --> 00:05:14,630 [SNIFFLES] 135 00:03:36,790 --> 00:03:38,290 (SINGING) Oh, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 136 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:10,870 Start crying. 137 00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:07,480 And you've never been to the doctor before? 138 00:05:44,308 --> 00:05:45,850 OK, you can start feeling better now. 139 00:04:22,207 --> 00:04:25,203 It's like-- it's like when I'm going beep, beep, beep, 140 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:42,606 It hurts when I go aah! 141 00:04:31,482 --> 00:04:32,931 Any of this hurt? 142 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,310 (SOBBING) Oh, it hurts so bad. 143 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:12,693 Or would you rather me put a glove on or something 144 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:00,030 Have you seen your doctor after that? 145 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:44,930 When did you go on the Super Bowl? 146 00:03:51,975 --> 00:03:52,570 Oh, OK. 147 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:10,610 with my hands? 148 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,520 (SINGING) Oh yeah, yeah! 149 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,220 What were you doing and what did you do? 150 00:03:38,290 --> 00:03:40,740 (SINGING) Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 151 00:03:29,236 --> 00:03:30,520 It was so good. 152 00:02:57,118 --> 00:02:57,770 Oh, OK. 153 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,350 It was so good. 154 00:03:08,860 --> 00:03:09,930 Do you mind if-- 155 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:08,860 OK. 156 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,460 Did you see me on the Super Bowl by any chance? 157 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:01,310 How many throats have you looked at? 158 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,236 I nailed it. 159 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,500 Oh, I nailed it. 160 00:03:02,993 --> 00:03:04,910 Does it-- would it freak you out if I actually 161 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:14,540 Two gloves. 162 00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:26,300 No, I don't watch the Super Bowl. 163 00:02:54,620 --> 00:02:55,910 You had-- you had to be there. 164 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:51,800 Oh, you weren't going to tell me. 165 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:15,917 Can you put two gloves on? 166 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:17,348 That's fine. 167 00:03:17,348 --> 00:03:18,780 No problem. 168 00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:22,140 Did you see me on the Super Bowl, by any chance? 169 00:02:57,770 --> 00:02:59,270 How many throats have you looked at? 170 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,790 if it freaks you out? 171 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:07,360 To check it? 172 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:06,660 You can touch my throat. 173 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:05,660 touch your throat? 174 00:03:01,310 --> 00:03:02,993 Quite a few. 175 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,175 I was just thinking it to myself. 176 00:02:53,175 --> 00:02:54,120 Oh, OK. 177 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:57,118 You have to be there, really. 178 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:51,410 I was-- 179 00:02:50,850 --> 00:02:51,240 No. 180 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:54,620 I was like-- 181 00:02:49,308 --> 00:02:50,850 Oh, I was just thinking it to myself. 182 00:02:36,430 --> 00:02:37,638 It's a funny story, actually. 183 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:14,730 I asked for Pringles, and they didn't give them to me. 184 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:06,080 Pringle. 185 00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:27,360 It's very-- 186 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:32,842 OK, this happened once before when I was in Canada. 187 00:02:24,237 --> 00:02:25,620 Why do you think they do that? 188 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:29,430 You're right. 189 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:22,570 --thing. 190 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:54,530 It's like I have a chip in my mouth or something. 191 00:02:08,090 --> 00:02:09,600 I was wanting a Pringle, but they did not-- 192 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:18,650 Why do Pringles come in a ball-- 193 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:57,570 I had a-- either a-- 194 00:02:02,435 --> 00:02:02,975 Or a Dorito. 195 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:19,500 I mean, it would be much better-- 196 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:00,910 OK. 197 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:21,625 They come in a can thing. 198 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:27,000 That's good. 199 00:02:03,475 --> 00:02:04,310 Or a Frito. 200 00:01:57,570 --> 00:01:58,820 I had a chip during halftime. 201 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:48,990 I haven't swallowed since the Super Bowl. 202 00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:01,910 It was either Chex Mix-- 203 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:45,590 No, I haven't. 204 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:02,435 Or a Dorito. 205 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:55,880 I had a chip during halftime-- 206 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:24,237 Like, why do they do that, do you think? 207 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:56,380 Oh, OK. 208 00:02:32,842 --> 00:02:34,800 This happened once before when I was in Canada. 209 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,015 Why do Pringles come in a tennis ball-- 210 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:49,308 Are you telling the story, or no? 211 00:01:37,788 --> 00:01:39,020 Oh, that's fine. 212 00:01:18,890 --> 00:01:19,990 OK, you seem nice. 213 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,070 Oh, you're right, you're right. 214 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,788 I just don't want you to touch me though. 215 00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:42,440 Are you able to swallow OK? 216 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:17,910 There was no Pringles in my dressing room. 217 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:20,630 You seem nice. 218 00:02:25,620 --> 00:02:27,150 Probably because the shape of it. 219 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:23,690 So, just the one nurse they sent, right? 220 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,460 No, I have not swallowed since the Super Bowl. 221 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:01,930 All right. 222 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:13,920 And I asked for that. 223 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,031 I was wanting a Pringle. 224 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:02,852 OK, and your name is? 225 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:05,450 OK. 226 00:02:14,730 --> 00:02:16,160 No Pringles in my dressing room. 227 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:04,950 And a Pringle-- 228 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:08,090 I know that it was not a Pringle. 229 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:52,720 Last week? 230 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:26,460 OK, that's good. 231 00:01:24,970 --> 00:01:25,470 Yes. 232 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:34,700 OK 233 00:01:19,990 --> 00:01:20,060 Great. 234 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,068 Yeah, I'm feeling something in my throat, 235 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:21,245 Oh, thank you. 236 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:29,200 and I don't know what it is. 237 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,860 OK. 238 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,370 I'm feeling something in my throat, 239 00:01:51,020 --> 00:01:52,490 a chip in my mouth or something. 240 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,353 And I'm licensed by the state of California. 241 00:01:16,020 --> 00:01:16,520 Mm. 242 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:05,150 Yes. 243 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:24,970 Just the one nurse they sent? 244 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,130 Tell me about your training. 245 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,360 So as I am supposed to assess you, do you mind-- 246 00:02:28,070 --> 00:02:28,860 You're right, you're right. 247 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,430 And say, it's a funny story, actually. 248 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:06,580 Pringle. 249 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:01,620 OK. 250 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:01,310 Yes. 251 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:49,870 It's like a-- 252 00:02:21,625 --> 00:02:22,100 Like, can thing. 253 00:01:07,055 --> 00:01:07,555 So-- 254 00:02:10,893 --> 00:02:12,960 They did not-- they did not give me Pringles. 255 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:53,270 Or-- 256 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,410 Chex Mix-- either Chex Mix, or a-- 257 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,230 Oh, that's right, you're a nurse. 258 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:00,660 Ramón? 259 00:01:18,353 --> 00:01:18,890 OK. 260 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,050 So you can call me Ramón. 261 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:20,900 Great. 262 00:01:33,068 --> 00:01:34,340 and I don't know what it is. 263 00:01:21,245 --> 00:01:21,745 So do you. 264 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,450 How much training have you had? 265 00:02:29,430 --> 00:02:30,410 The shape of it. 266 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:09,660 OK-- 267 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:16,020 Mm. 268 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:04,940 Deborah-- 269 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,170 It's about a year and a half-- 270 00:02:10,031 --> 00:02:10,893 It wasn't a Pringle, actually. 271 00:01:49,870 --> 00:01:51,020 I had like a-- 272 00:02:02,975 --> 00:02:03,475 Or a Frito. 273 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:39,520 OK-- 274 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,080 I just don't want you to touch me, though. 275 00:01:07,555 --> 00:01:09,160 Can you tell me about your training? 276 00:00:46,855 --> 00:00:47,675 I'm Bruno. 277 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,355 I'm Bruno. 278 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:07,055 How much training do you have? 279 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:27,420 OK, that's good. 280 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:04,670 Deborah? 281 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:49,508 Nice to meet you. 282 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,010 Yes. 283 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:13,920 Well, pretty much I went to school. 284 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,943 Well, actually, when I'm not onstage, my name is Ramón. 285 00:00:44,580 --> 00:00:45,170 OK. 286 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:44,580 OK. 287 00:00:47,675 --> 00:00:48,800 Oh, nice to meet you. 288 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:29,190 Could you take your shoes off, please? 289 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:58,520 So you can call me Ramón. 290 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:42,110 As a nurse, I need to keep my shoes on-- for your injury. 291 00:01:02,852 --> 00:01:03,560 And your name is? 292 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,020 Well, actually, when I'm not on stage, my name is Ramón. 293 00:00:46,355 --> 00:00:46,855 OK. 294 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:39,220 What did-- sorry? 295 00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:21,600 Come in. 296 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:45,800 I'm sorry. 297 00:00:33,762 --> 00:00:34,040 As a nurse, I need to keep my-- 298 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:22,534 Here you go. 299 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,400 My name is Deborah. 300 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:38,306 I'm sorry? 301 00:00:39,220 --> 00:00:40,400 I'm sorry, what? 302 00:00:16,740 --> 00:00:18,540 That's the first thing. 303 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,230 Hello. 304 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:34,820 Do you mind? 305 00:00:34,820 --> 00:00:35,352 Do you mind? 306 00:00:29,190 --> 00:00:29,690 Why? 307 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,090 No shoe zone. 308 00:00:33,179 --> 00:00:33,762 Oh, I'm sorry. 309 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,130 Oh that's right, you're a nurse. 310 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:33,179 No shoes zone. 311 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:34,680 Do you mind? 312 00:00:35,352 --> 00:00:35,852 Do-- 313 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,407 just say, "thanks for coming, and do 314 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:45,460 OK. 315 00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:24,870 Thank you. 316 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:25,600 Hi, how are you? 317 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:10,140 I tell him to say to the nurse. 318 00:00:35,852 --> 00:00:37,370 I need to keep my shoes on. 319 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:31,400 It's a no-- 320 00:00:05,852 --> 00:00:07,920 He has an earpiece, he's got to say whatever 321 00:00:19,110 --> 00:00:21,100 OK. 322 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,500 first thing, just when she comes in, 323 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,000 And Bruno, when she comes in just-- 324 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:19,110 Got it. 325 00:00:15,407 --> 00:00:16,740 you mind taking your shoes off?" 326 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,227 So Bruno Mars is in his dressing room 327 00:00:22,534 --> 00:00:23,935 You can come right in. 328 00:00:02,227 --> 00:00:04,019 right now waiting for a nurse that we have. 329 00:06:44,995 --> 00:06:47,070 Wasn't she great? 330 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,920 We'll be back. 331 00:00:04,019 --> 00:00:05,852 We have hidden cameras in his dressing room.