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It's great seeing you.

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Yes.

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Oh, there's nothing worse than--

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Great with kids.

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I'm not great about cats.

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Well, listen.

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I don't hate cats.

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It's been great to be here.

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Oh, you're allergic?

10
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And cats.

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Some people would.

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I'll just have basic
occasional hay fever.

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Yeah, I do.

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Did you think he was?

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No.

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not knowing that he
wasn't one of them.

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Why?

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Is it the same kind of thing?

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I'm a human that was raised at
the North Pole by the elves,

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And I ask questions
for the people, just

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Yeah.

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to make sure because--

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Yes.

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It's passed.

25
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Yeah.

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Elf?

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I didn't at all.

28
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Now, is Tim Allen Santa?

29
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It's a Christmas kind of--

30
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For next year, you mean?

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Kiss.

32
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Oh.

33
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See you in a minute.

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Wait, who else is on the show?

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I know.

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July 16.

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Saturday Night Li-- well,
it's, I guess it's going fine.

38
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Yeah, I really like acting.

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It's very exciting.

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I guess, I like roast beef.

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Wow.

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It's Henry Kissinger and Kiss.

43
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I was asking for other
people who may not know.

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did it sound like--

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I'm a Cancer, born in July.

46
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Well, thank you.

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Happy birthday.

48
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49
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What do you have coming up?

50
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That's what it sounded like.

51
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And hey, how's Saturday
Night Live going?

52
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July what?

53
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It sounded like that.

54
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Yeah.

55
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Oh, yeah.

56
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What's your sign?

57
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and other things and stuff that
he's done that have been funny.

58
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You've seen
Gladiator, the movie?

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Hey.

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I'm excited.

61
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Thank you.

62
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Did you think that I
didn't know that you were--

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We don't shoot with an audience.

64
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Really?

65
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Tony.

66
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It's great to be here.

67
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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Without further ado, please
welcome Will Ferrell.

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OK.

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Thank you.

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Great to have you on.

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All right.

73
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All right.

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Just-- wait, wait, wait, wait--

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they weren't really there.

76
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Just do something.

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Oh, hey.

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We add the audience later.

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Great.

80
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Do you have any allergies?

81
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I'm nervous.

82
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I know nothing about what he's
doing, so just conversational,

83
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Yeah.

84
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They're CGI, it's called.

85
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No, it's smart.

86
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All right.

87
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I have no idea what
to say about him.

88
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Actually I have a
film called Elf.

89
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Do you like acting?

90
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That sounds funny.

91
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This is it?

92
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I love steaks.

93
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Write me some cue cards.

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Right.

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This is--

96
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You know our first guest from
such movies as Old School

97
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I'll see you on stage.

98
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Well, the Colosseum
filled with people,

99
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So that's what we do.

100
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Yes.

101
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What's your favorite meat?

102
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I got a light.

103
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Gosh.

104
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I'm not doing the show anymore.

105
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And a camera.

106
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What do you mean?

107
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Henry Kissinger.

108
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I get nervous in
front of big crowds.

109
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All right.

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Oh, don't be nervous.

111
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I'll see you in just a minute.

112
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What do you want me to do?

113
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I flipped every switch I saw.

114
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That's all you could find?

115
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This means a lot to me.

116
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It's Saturday.

117
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And I got a cam-- oh, sorry.

118
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We'll figure something out.

119
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I was just sitting in the
private exclusive area.

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Yes.

121
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What the hell?

122
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I don't know.

123
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It's right down to the left.

124
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like at a party.

125
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You must be, for doing
this on your day off.

126
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Yeah, sure.

127
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We'll be right there.

128
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You're a little early.

129
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I'm so excited.

130
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Well, it's sure.

131
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I don't know.

132
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And you truly are
as nice as they say.

133
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What's he doing?

134
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To the left.

135
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Houston, yes.

136
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Will, hey, Will, hey.

137
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| cannot thank you guys enough
for doing this on a Saturday.

138
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Just go in.

139
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It's actually right down there--

140
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The guy who falls down.

141
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I really appreciate it.

142
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I just, I'd love to just use
the bathroom real quick--

143
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Whatever--

144
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Houston, Will.

145
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The door has been
locked for a while.

146
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It's the only day I had off.

147
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Yeah, this is-- we were just
coming in to open it up.

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How are you?

149
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Will Ferrell.

150
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Houston.

151
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Hi.

152
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No, this, yeah.

153
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Will Ferrell, everybody.

154
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Hey.

155
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--before we start.

156
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Now, remember, in tennis,
love means nothing.

157
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Good.

158
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It's different than life,
where love is everything.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Ellen--