1 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:19,530 Three things you'd find in your nightstand. 2 00:03:31,468 --> 00:03:33,510 Whatever I'm doing, I'm just going to do it nude. 3 00:03:43,989 --> 00:03:45,485 Right now, out. 4 00:03:45,985 --> 00:03:46,485 No hugs. 5 00:03:41,494 --> 00:03:43,989 Come on, let's go. 6 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,468 Here we go. 7 00:03:02,940 --> 00:03:04,386 In your bra. 8 00:03:29,020 --> 00:03:29,800 Wow. 9 00:03:28,062 --> 00:03:29,020 That's a night stand. 10 00:03:25,224 --> 00:03:28,062 In your nightstand? 11 00:03:00,585 --> 00:03:01,940 Oh god. 12 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:02,940 In my-- OK, there we go. 13 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:38,981 I was a stripper. 14 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:45,985 Hugs? 15 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:35,880 Don't do it. 16 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:32,937 You had a job as a dancer. 17 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:21,160 Toothpaste, tampons, and condoms. 18 00:03:05,835 --> 00:03:12,200 Oh no, am I getting milked? 19 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,660 What's happening? 20 00:02:59,112 --> 00:03:00,585 What is that? 21 00:02:58,130 --> 00:02:59,112 Have you seen these? 22 00:02:34,180 --> 00:02:37,720 Tell people about your job as a dancer. 23 00:03:04,386 --> 00:03:05,835 OK. 24 00:02:13,265 --> 00:02:14,750 Talk dirty to me. 25 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:18,710 Talk dirty to me. 26 00:02:38,981 --> 00:02:39,963 I was a stripper. 27 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:43,070 Never ever have I joined the mile high club. 28 00:01:35,150 --> 00:01:35,380 Don't do it. 29 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:31,630 Ow, I like it. 30 00:02:32,937 --> 00:02:33,520 Is that right? 31 00:01:30,648 --> 00:01:32,440 When you spray that on, and it's just like, 32 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:34,180 Yes. 33 00:01:54,950 --> 00:02:04,355 Phoenix, burning, scorching, sizzling. 34 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,358 whatever happens, happens. 35 00:00:58,410 --> 00:01:03,770 My personal life is pretty much nonexistent, which is not good, 36 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:18,860 Please welcome, Nicki Minaj. 37 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,305 Talk dirty to me. 38 00:01:34,358 --> 00:01:35,150 Ellen, don't do it. 39 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:30,648 If you need to borrow a bra from me, you just let me know. 40 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:36,130 What's the sexiest part of a man? 41 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,390 Enjoy. 42 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,810 His, well, thing, the thing. 43 00:00:30,940 --> 00:00:32,900 but the truth is they are not. 44 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,040 No, I mean, I make love a lot. 45 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:09,005 It's not fun. 46 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:27,640 is all the amazing celebrity guests 47 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:08,010 not for the long run, not for me, not for her. 48 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:24,277 Which means that today, we're celebrating our 1999th show. 49 00:00:49,163 --> 00:00:51,330 What do you do every night until six in the morning? 50 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:12,220 be celebrating our 2000th show. 51 00:00:24,277 --> 00:00:26,110 One of the best things about doing this show 52 00:00:28,690 --> 00:00:30,940 I'd like to say they're always on their best behavior, 53 00:00:51,330 --> 00:00:53,120 You don't go to clubs every night. 54 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:52,450 I'll just be in my-- 55 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:28,690 that I've had over the years. 56 00:00:00,180 --> 00:00:02,610 It's really hard to believe, but later this week, we'll 57 00:03:46,485 --> 00:03:48,500 No hugs.