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See?

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This is Dustin [INAUDIBLE]
in Duncan, Canada.

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He told me he'd give
me one as soon as I

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You'd think they would've
realized that on the next word.

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What word did they
realize that that was--

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You know when you complain when
you have fries that are cold,

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got a tattoo of his
face on my behind.

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She complained, and
so they gave her

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I really wanted that raise."

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A little lower down it
says, "No, seriously.

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"I asked my boss for a raise.

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And it says, "It it what it it."

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and they give you
more fries for free?

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I've ever, ever seen in my life.

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and then she complained.

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This is the most
ridiculous thing

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It says, "Life it
what you make it."

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"Here's a picture of my
friend Karen's tattoo.

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[LAUGHS] Life it
what you make it.

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a free tattoo on her other arm.

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[LAUGHS] Mark Roseman
from Atlanta, Georgia.

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[LAUGHS] Well, it certainly it.

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It was supposed to say
"life is what you make it."

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It's funny how it just appeared
when I said "lower down."

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Kerry [INAUDIBLE] in
Riverview, California.

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he's going to have to turn
that into a leaf blower

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but I love it."

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see the rest of the tattoo.

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[LAUGHS]

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I'm insane."

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Says, "crazy lady."

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You think that's
crazy, you should

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Now, that's great for
where his hairline is now.

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Some people say I'm crazy
for getting this tattoo,

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That is a little man
mowing a little lawn mower.

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"Hi, Ellen.

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But if his hairline
keeps receding,

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how clever is that?

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Can you zoom in?

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Look at that.

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where he's just going to--

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Mark [INAUDIBLE] in
Detroit, Michigan.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Look at what he did.

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I don't know who this
guy is, but he should

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I bet your boss doesn't realize
you made an ass out of him.

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win the tattoo of the year.